Green Lantern Movie - Green Lantern Uniform Adult Costume

Price: 46.99

Description: “A gorgeous get-up for a defender of the universe.”

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Accuracy to Source Media: Well, this does look a lot like Hal Jordan’s movie suit. It’s not perfect. It’s also nice that they gave us just a chick in a suit rather than a chick in a SEXYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUIT. 8/10. 

Material Choice: We think this one might be okay — it looks to be a regular ol’ spandex with the front “printed” on. And by “printed” we mean “someone let paintshop loose on it.” Look at her shoulder seams — you can see where she has a “smock” photoshopped on with the pattern. We really don’t know what the quality of this would be in real life. The suit itself looks good, though. 6/10.

Unnecessary Photoshop: What the fuck? She’s stabbing herself in the gut with her own fingers, and she has abs right under her tits. On top of her ribs. What the shit is that about. Somebody also went craaaaaaazay with the liquefy tool. You can even see smudges of things that should have been erased under her arms. Sad. 3/10.

Bang for your Buck: 46 for a spandex suit with questionable printing on the front? Nope. We’d pass in a heartbeat. 3/10

Sexy-Sexy: This is essentially what a Green Lantern suit looks like, it’s just a very ugly one. 8/10.

28/50. Passable, but basically another grab-bag.