— Stupid Shit Jenn And Christine Have Talked About Today —

In vaguely chronological order:

• Christine goes shopping. Texts Jenn about the world’s most massive bra inserts.
• Jenn asks Christine to buy them. Costumers need copious amounts of fake tits, naturally 32G tits is never enough.
• Christine buys them. Christine tries them on. Christine admires porn star tits.
• Christine’s mother tries them on. Admires how firm they are.
• “Why has everyone worn my fake boobs but me?!”
• Christine’s sewing machine breaks in a seriously expensive way. Steve is put in jeopardy.
• Jenn and Christine argue for half an hour over how to finish Steve. Does Christine borrow Jenn’s machine? Does Steve get put on the back-burner? 
• Solution found: Christine is buying a back-up machine for super cheap from Wal-Mart. Steve will get done. All that worry was for nothing.
• Christine’s iPhone refuses to recognize the word “Kenmore.” She gives up and FaceTimes instead.
• Jenn and Christine compare ridiculous hairstyles. After being up all day, Jenn’s bangs look like bird wings and Christine looks like one of Dr. Seuss’ Whos.
• Jenn throws up twice, off-camera. Christine doesn’t even blink.
• Conversation about wearing Stitch and Angel kigurumis to FanExpo. Jenn refuses because she worms her way into Supergirl costumes every single chance she gets.
• Fuck, it’s gonna rain this weekend. Discussion about not going to the picnic. 
• Still not sure if blowing off picnic.
• Christine struggles to work on costumes when there are tons of tiny dogs in her room.
• Jenn has a moment of sadness because the THS hasn’t given her a new batch of kittens yet.
• Christine asks if we can start a tumblr about “Things Jenn’s Bra Inserts Have Been Stuck to.”
• Christine suggests we stick them to Emmy’s butt, followed by discussion about trying boob wizardry on Emmy.
• “I wonder if we can fake enormous tits on her.”
• “If drag queens can push up nothing and contour it to look like WAH-CHA, there’s no reason we can’t make it look like WAH-CHA. Emmy has more boobs than a drag queen.”
• “I hope this post doesn’t embarrass her.”
• “I don’t know… but she is stuck with us. You’d think she’d be used to our shenanigans by now. Wasn’t there a day where we kept asking her whether Marceline would role-play her crippling daddy issues in bed?”
• Laughter. It is bittersweet pain because ow Jenn’s throat.
• “Also… SO VERY LARGE. SO VERY LARGE. SO VERY LARGE.”
• Christine explains her hatred of pajamas with stupid prints, such as one she saw today, with the three blind mice sitting on a giant strawberry with the text “SWEET” under it. 
• Yes. 8’)